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MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTIONS

SNARK & SARCASM DELIVERED

Smartass & Sass is a monthly subscription box for mouthy mofos.Each Big Box comes with 7-9 hand-curated items—including a snarky t-shirt—saturated with pure smartassery ($150+ value per box).

MAY'S THEME

RESTING BEACH FACE

Whether we’re headed to the Caymans or the kiddie pool in the backyard, the sentiment remains the same: dive into some relaxation, STAT! However long I end up staying, I hope my face gets stuck this way. My true dream job in life is Beach.

What's in the box?? Check in throughout the month to find out.

50% OFF Your First Box!

No code necessary. Valid for first time subscribers only. Cannot be combined with any other offers. 

7-9 items + a sassy shirt

$150+ value

Free U.S. Shipping

6-8 snarky items 

$100+ value

Free U.S. Shipping

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