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BOX OF SASS. 

Curated boxes full of hilarious, handpicked products made by artists and small businesses.

Receive 4-8 full-size products to use while laughing your way through life.

 
 
  

A subscription box for assholes.

If you love to laugh, have a sarcastic sense of humor, and have the mouth of a sailor, this is the box for you.


JANUARY'S BOX THEME IS

NETFLIX & CHILL

WHETHER YOU USE THIS TERM LITERALLY OR FIGURATIVELY,

WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED.




<< BOXES SHIP JANUARY 18 >>

We're all about sharing sass, supporting small biz, and getting the stuff subscribers want.



SHOP SMALL

We focus on championing awesome products made by artists & small businesses and paying fair prices for items.

SNARK, SASS, & SARCASM

Our subscribers (and the creators of S&S) love sassy products! We love all types of sarcasm, and profanity is our spirit animal.

A VARIETY OF PRODUCTS

Each box includes 4-8 hand-picked items like mugs, totes, books, notepads, & pouches, and we regularly survey subscribers to see what they want.

HOW IT WORKS

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Month-to-month or 3-6 months, as low as $32.95

Cheer!

Boxes ship the 18th of each month!

5 STARS

  • BRAVO! I ordered a three month subscription as a gift for some friends... the first box was so perfect that they thought I had hand-picked the items included. What an amazingly, perfectly hilarious gift for those of us with an off-color sense of humor.
    Kim - CrateJoy
  • LOVE LOVE LOVE. In case the three "love"s didn't give you a hint, I absolutely LOVE my sass box! This previous month (May) was so on point with everything. This box was truly the sh*t :p
    Michela - CrateJoy
  • S&S knows what I can't live without before I do! Every month is a box full of hilarious, USABLE goodies!
    Karen - Facebook

Usable items created by awesome small businesses.

Each box has 4-8 products made by artists and small businesses we know you’ll love, and we regularly survey subscribers to make sure we’re sending the types of things you want. We hand-pick things like: 


  • Mugs

  • Tote bags

  • Hilarious books

  • Candles

  • Zippered pouches

  • Notebooks

  • Prints

  • Keychains

  • Stickers

  • Socks

  • Pens/Pencils

  • And more

Themed for your pleasure

Each month's box has a theme that the items all relate to, like 'You are a Magical Queen', 'Mornings are Hard', 'Get Your Shit Together', and 'You Go, Girl!'.

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SASSY PRODUCTS

We have shirts, totes, office supplies, and more. 

These items ship in 2-3 business days.



CAFFEINE & CUSS WORDS TEE

  • Caffeine & Cuss Words Unisex Tee

TOTES ADORBS MOOD PENCILS

  • Totes Adorbs Mood Pencils
  • Totes Adorbs Mood Pencils
  • Totes Adorbs Mood Pencils

HOT MESS EXPRESS TEE

  • Hot Mess Express Fitted Tee

LIMITED EDITION BOXES

Our limited edition, one-time boxes are filled with 4-8 hilarious, handmade items from artists and small businesses with a specific theme in mind. These boxes ship in 2-3 business days.

BAMF BRIDE BOX

  • BAMF Bride Box

SAUCY CHEF BOX

  • Saucy Chef Box

PAST SUBSCRIPTION BOXES

After each month of shipping subscriptions out, we have a few boxes saved over for one-time purchase.

These items ship in 2-3 business days.

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LADY BOSSES

Female Owned and Operated

Smartass & Sass was created by us—two besties who love to laugh.

Our Favorite Things

  • Wedding Crashers

  • Ice Cream

  • Adventures

  • Embarrassing Photos of Ourselves

Our Favorite Quotes

  • 'The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.'

  • 'Four for you Glen Coco! You GO Glen Coco!'

  • 'F*ck yeah!'

S&S Creators: Abby & Kim

We've been besties for over 25 years. We love laughing. Why not start a biz together?

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